Prompt: Inspired by Liz Truss losing to a head of lettuce. You can play with your food. :)
LEADER
Red day! Red day! I repeat, we have a red day! This is not a drill!
POTATO
A little early this month, isn’t it?
LEADER
I think they missed the pill one day. We’ve been having a busy week since. Tears has been working overtime, Insomnia had to cut their PTO short! We’re way over our manhours, to tell you the truth, but that’s the job! Cabernet! Lindt! In the cart! I don’t care if they took you out, get back in that cart! We’re going to need you in here.
POTATO
So you need me…?
LEADER
In the basket. They’ve got a craving and think they’ll be in a place to cook when they get home. But don’t worry! We have a dark dry place for you when they give up that idea and over a pizza.
POTATO
You’re the boss!
LEADER
For all the good it does me. While you head there can you pick up some ranch dressing and baby carrots! They’ve got some weird cravings this time.